He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
