Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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