you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Can I color on your dick again?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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