Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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