she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
well you can't waste a boner
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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