Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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