i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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