Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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