I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
My ass is underappreciated
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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