I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Never joke about your clitoris.
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