And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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