I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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