yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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