That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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