You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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