I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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