I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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