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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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