Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Duck Duck Cougar?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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