I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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