i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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