turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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