it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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