can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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