so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
and i looked up. we had an audience...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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