Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Let the clothes fall where they may.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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