Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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