It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Randomize
