lets start a swedish sibling band together
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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