He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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