I think I just saw someone hide a body.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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