I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
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