you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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