IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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