They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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