I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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