Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
