Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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