Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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