No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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