Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
