I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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