He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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