she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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