Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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