It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I bet he comes in French.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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