I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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