Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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