hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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