My nipple is on Facebook.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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