gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Alive.
So much puke
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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