Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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